Ein Schwarzer und ein Weißer stehen nebeneinander an den Stehklo's.
Der ![]( "Ein Schwarzer und ein Weißer stehen nebeneinander an den Stehklo's.
Der Schwarze fragt den Weißen was das auftätowierte
MY auf seinem Penis bedeutet.
Wenn er errigiert ist steht da Marry, sagt der Weiße Was bedeutet das MY auf deinem Penis?
Der Schwarze antwortet: Wenn meiner errigiert ...") | Married life is frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man spea ![]( "Married life is frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. ;-)") |
12 jährige postet in facebook : Freunde : Maijaa ?! Nie mehr ohne dich * ![]( "12 jährige postet in facebook : Freunde : Maijaa ?! Nie mehr ohne dich **♥ Laraa?! Du bist meine SIS :* ♥ Nathaliee?! DU schenkst mir sogar Postkarten .. Mein Knuffelchen :* ♥ Maliin?! ..... Hdl* Kim?! Du bist Meine Z.S :) Ich Liebe dich ♥ Forget you ...Glee soo qqeeiil ♥ I Think I wanna Marry yo...") | Marry christmas ![]( "Marry christmas") |
Katy Perry eröffnete die Veranstaltung:,,HI Austri and Girls and Boys! D ![]( "Katy Perry eröffnete die Veranstaltung:,,HI Austri and Girls and Boys! Das wird total big,der Katy Perry gig am 6.Oktober.Ich werd euch richtig rocken,da haut's euch aus den Socken!!! Und bis dahin wünsch ich euch marry Katy Perry!!!^^ LOL") | The three Rings of Marriage: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, Suffering. ![]( "The three Rings of Marriage: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, Suffering.") |
Marry me?
a) YES
b) a
c) b
lika a boss :DD ![]( "Marry me?
a) YES
b) a
c) b
lika a boss :DD") | Marry me Hope, I'm Solo! *germany-insider*♥ :D ![]( "Marry me Hope, I'm Solo! *germany-insider*♥ :D") |
Bruno Mars: I wanna be a Billionaire so fucking bad.
Girl: Me too! I wan ![]( "Bruno Mars: I wanna be a Billionaire so fucking bad.
Girl: Me too! I wanna buy a lot of clothes.
Bruno Mars: You don't have to. You're amazing just the way you are!
Girl: That is the sweetest thing you ever said to me, marry me?!
Bruno Mars: Noo, but i still catch a grenade for ya!
Girl: Serious?...") | Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad.
Girl: yeah, me t ![]( "Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad.
Girl: yeah, me to... I need new clothes.
Bruno Mars: no you don't. Cuz girl ur amazing just the way you are.
Girl: really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me?
Bruno Mars: No, but I'll catch a grenade for ya.
Girl:...") |
Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad.
Girl: So do I, I n ![]( "Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad.
Girl: So do I, I need new clothes.
Bruno Mars: No you don't, because you're amazing just the way you are!
Girl: Really, would you marry me?
Bruno Mars: No, but I'd catch a grenade for ya'.
Girl: Really, would you do it now?
*GRENADE HITS GIRL*...") | Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so
freaking bad.
Girl: Yeah, me too ![]( "Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so
freaking bad.
Girl: Yeah, me too. I need new clothes.
Bruno Mars: No you don't. 'Cause girl you're amazing just the way you are.
Girl: Really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me?
Bruno Mars: No, but I'll catch a grenade for ya.
Girl...") |
Wow, this song is STUCK in my head.I will marry BIG TIME RUSH beause the ![]( "Wow, this song is STUCK in my head.I will marry BIG TIME RUSH beause their HALF WAY THERE to being my BOYFRIEND. I don't care who i wanna be with...they can be ANY KIND OF GUY. This would be OUR SOMEDAY. When we marry, it's going to be a BIG NIGHT and the CITY WILL BE OURS.Then we'll TAKE SHOTS I...") | Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad.
Girl: Yeah, me ![]( "Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad.
Girl: Yeah, me too..I need new clothes.
Bruno Mars: No you don't. 'Cause girl your amazing just the way you are.
Girl: Really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me?
Bruno Mars: No, but I'll catch a grenade for you....") |
Lost your pen = No pen
No pen = No notes
No notes = No study
No study = ![]( "Lost your pen = No pen
No pen = No notes
No notes = No study
No study = Fail
Fail = No diploma
No diploma = No work
No work = No money
No money = No food
No food = You get skinny
You get skinny = Then you get ugly
Ugly = No love
No love = No marriage
No marriage = No children
No children = Alone
...") | Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad.
Girl: Yeah, me ![]( "Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad.
Girl: Yeah, me too..I need new clothes.
Bruno Mars: No you don't. 'Cause girl your amazing just the way you are.
Girl: Really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me?
Bruno Mars: No, but I'll catch a grenade for you...") |
bruno mars: "I want to be a billionaire so freaking bad...."
Girl: "Me t ![]( "bruno mars: I want to be a billionaire so freaking bad....
Girl: Me too... i need new cloths...
bruno mars: No you don't.... Cause your amazing just the way you are
Girl: Really? Nobody ever says that to me... Will you marry me?
bruno mars: No, but I’d catch a grenade for ya
Girl: Real...") | Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so
freaking bad.
Girl: Yeah, me too ![]( "Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so
freaking bad.
Girl: Yeah, me too. I need new clothes.
Bruno Mars: No you don't. 'Cause girl you're amazing just the way you are.
Girl: Really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me?
Bruno Mars: No, but I'll catch a grenade for ya.
Gir...") |
Bruno: I want to be a billionaire so freakin bad
Girl: yeah, me too cuz ![]( "Bruno: I want to be a billionaire so freakin bad
Girl: yeah, me too cuz i can buy new clothes.
Bruno: no u don't. Cuz girl you're amazing jus the way u r.
Girl: really? Will u marry me?
Bruno: no, but I would catch a grenade 4 u.
*girl got hit by a grenade, it exploded n she died*
Bruno: today I...") | Die 10 gruseligsten HORROR FILME aller ZEITEN !!!!
10. Freddy Krüger
9. ![]( "Die 10 gruseligsten HORROR FILME aller ZEITEN !!!!
10. Freddy Krüger
9. SAW 1-6
8. The Grudge
7. Scream
6. Bloody Marry
5. Deine eigene Meinung
4. The Ring
3. Der Fluch
2. Der Exorzist
und die Nummer eins geht an....
1. Justin Bieber-Never say Never
^^") |
Sie: (summt ein Lied in SEiNER anwesendheit :D) you're the one i wanna m ![]( "Sie: (summt ein Lied in SEiNER anwesendheit :D) you're the one i wanna marry...
Er: i wanna marry you too..!
Sie: Oh :D ich hab ein Lied vor mich hersummt...;D
Er: Asoow :(
Sie: Ja aber wenn das so ist..! Ich hab immer gedacht du magst mich nicht... dabei würdest du mich sogar heiraten :D uuii *_...") | Die 10 gruseligsten HORROR FILME aller ZEITEN !!!!
10. Freddy Krüger
9. ![]( "Die 10 gruseligsten HORROR FILME aller ZEITEN !!!!
10. Freddy Krüger
9. SAW 1-6
8. The Grudge
7. Scream
6. Bloody Marry
5. Deine eigene Meinung
4. The Ring
3. Der Fluch
2. Der Exorzist
und die Nummer eins geht an....
JUSTIN BIEBER= BABY
WER ES GENAU SO SIEHT GEFÄLLT MIR") |
Dear Bruno Mars' girlfriend,
please be extra nice to Bruno. He catches ![]( "Dear Bruno Mars' girlfriend,
please be extra nice to Bruno. He catches grenades for ya, wants to runaway with you, he counts on you, he's talking to the moon because he knows you're somewhere in Brooklyn, he thinks you're amazing just the way you are and wants to marry you.
Lots of love. ♥") | boy: wanna hear a good joke ?
girl: sure.
boy: knock knock
girl: who's t ![]( "boy: wanna hear a good joke ?
girl: sure.
boy: knock knock
girl: who's that ?
boy: mary.
... girl: mary who ?
boy: marry me ! ♥") |
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