Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad.
Girl: Yeah, me too..I need new clothes.
Bruno Mars: No you don't. 'Cause girl your amazing just the way you are.
Girl: Really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me?
Bruno Mars: No, but I'll catch a grenade for you.
Girl: Really? Even today?
*Girl gets hit and blasted by grenade*
Bruno Mars:Sorry but Today I just don't feel like doing anything
:) :P
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