Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad.
Girl: So do I, I need new clothes.
Bruno Mars: No you don't, because you're amazing just the way you are!
Girl: Really, would you marry me?
Bruno Mars: No, but I'd catch a grenade for ya'.
Girl: Really, would you do it now?
*GRENADE HITS GIRL*
Bruno Mars: Not today, cause' today I don't feel like doing anything.