Loss Dir nix jefalle, Du weiß, woher de küss. Wenn se froge, sach us Köl ![]( "Loss Dir nix jefalle, Du weiß, woher de küss. Wenn se froge, sach us Kölle un halt niemols Ding Schnüss. Helf denne, die et bruche un stonn für andre en. Denn dann
kannste sage, ich bin stolz, ne Kölsche zo sin!") | do loss i mi liaba im bett zwuzln :D :D :D ![]( "do loss i mi liaba im bett zwuzln :D :D :D") |
hätts mi glei im heim a loss´n kena..!! ![]( "hätts mi glei im heim a loss´n kena..!!") | Pippan holt amol die Goschn und loss die Türsteher in da Ruah .. de hock ![]( "Pippan holt amol die Goschn und loss die Türsteher in da Ruah .. de hockn uns nieder :)") |
I loss di in ruah, also geh ma net am Senkl sunst wer i giftig ![]( "I loss di in ruah, also geh ma net am Senkl sunst wer i giftig") | bei monche leit in faace denk i ma. das ned glei aufi schreibn 'i loss j ![]( "bei monche leit in faace denk i ma. das ned glei aufi schreibn 'i loss jc an schoas' na wahnsinn (:") |
Ein Mädchen und ein Junge
waren sehr Glücklich und eines tages
wollten s ![]( "Ein Mädchen und ein Junge
waren sehr Glücklich und eines tages
wollten sie einen Ausflug mit dem Motorrad machen
Da sagte die Mutter von dem Mädchen : Fahrt bitte vorsichtiig!!!!
Der freund: Jaa Klarr
Sie fuhren loss und nur der junge hatte einen helm ,eine stunde später fuhren sie mit
220km...") | Loss MI INRUAH DU ZIPFIGLOTSCHER DU BLEDS XD ![]( "Loss MI INRUAH DU ZIPFIGLOTSCHER DU BLEDS XD") |
ich liebe dich, obwohl du es nicht verdienst
denn meine liebe, gegn dein ![]( "ich liebe dich, obwohl du es nicht verdienst
denn meine liebe, gegn deine is stärker um zu gewinnn
du hast mich verarscht, aba ich bleib nebn dir
ich wollte immer deine liebe fühln, deine stimme, deine küsse
doch nein, das will ich nicht von dir, denn
jedn tag wird eine bitch in dein bett sein
ic...") | Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both thre ![]( "Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid,...") |
heast oida ! loss mi afoch in rua ! ![]( "heast oida ! loss mi afoch in rua !") | JZ LOSS MI AMOI IN RUAH!!!!! ![]( "JZ LOSS MI AMOI IN RUAH!!!!!") |
du wirfst ne Zitrone auf den Boden und schreist " LOSS PIKATCHU" ![]( "du wirfst ne Zitrone auf den Boden und schreist LOSS PIKATCHU") | geh....foah o und loss mi auglahnt dam dregg ![]( "geh....foah o und loss mi auglahnt dam dregg") |
ohh loss mech einfa matreu n gei heem -.- ![]( "ohh loss mech einfa matreu n gei heem -.-") | loss mi vorbei, i bin oazt! ![]( "loss mi vorbei, i bin oazt!") |
SHIT!!!
Was ist loss?
Ich habe Geschurzt!
Was hast du?
Ich habe Geschur ![]( "SHIT!!!
Was ist loss?
Ich habe Geschurzt!
Was hast du?
Ich habe Geschurzt das heißt wenn jemand furzt und einbisschen Scheiße rauskkommt!
Du bist der widerlichste Mensch den ich kenne!
Ich weiß los gehen wir!") | Liebe ihn so wie er is oda loss glei sei. ♥ ![]( "Liebe ihn so wie er is oda loss glei sei. ♥") |
veroarschn loss i mi a nd von jedem...
schongarnd von meim Computer -.- ![]( "veroarschn loss i mi a nd von jedem...
schongarnd von meim Computer -.-") | joo und ?! - loss mi :D ![]( "joo und ?! - loss mi :D") |
Skylar Grey needed a doctor cuz Bruno Mars had a Grenade,and Taio Cru ![]( "Skylar Grey needed a doctor cuz Bruno Mars had a Grenade,and Taio Cruz had a Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem...") | Bruno Mars had a GRENADE and Taio Cruz had DYNAMITE and they threw the ![]( "Bruno Mars had a GRENADE and Taio Cruz had DYNAMITE and they threw them to Katy Perry who exploded like a FIREWORK, the bang was so loud the Black Eyed Peas forgot THE TIME while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying WHATS MY NAME and then Eminem looked around saying I AM NOT AFRA...") |
geh doch zum rohfleischhocka und loss di vaschiern wie aa burnheil... : ![]( "geh doch zum rohfleischhocka und loss di vaschiern wie aa burnheil... :D") | Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both thr ![]( "Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name Eminem looked around and said Im Not Af...") |
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both thre ![]( "Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid...") | Bruno Mars had a Grenade,and Taio Cruz had a Dynamite,so they both threw ![]( "Bruno Mars had a Grenade,and Taio Cruz had a Dynamite,so they both threw them at Katy Perry,who exploded like a Firework.The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Pea's forgot The Time,while Rihanna had memory loss and ran round saying What's My Name.Eminem looked around saying I'm Not Afrai...") |
Bruno Mars had a Grenade,and Taio Cruz had a Dynamite,so they both threw ![]( "Bruno Mars had a Grenade,and Taio Cruz had a Dynamite,so they both threw them at Katy Perry,who exploded like a Firework.The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Pea's forgot The Time,while Rihanna had memory loss and ran round saying What's My Name.Eminem looked around saying I'm Not Afraid,...") | Rihanna And Lady GaGa say Ready...Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cru ![]( "Rihanna And Lady GaGa say Ready...Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem l...") |
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Taio Cruz had Dynamite, so they both ![]( "Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Taio Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around said Im Not A...") | Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both thre ![]( "Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid...") |
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Taio Cruz had Dynamite, so they both thre ![]( "Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Taio Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around and said I`m Not Afraid...") | Als status :
A: Peinlichster tag aller zeiten !!!
B:Was loss , was passi ![]( "Als status :
A: Peinlichster tag aller zeiten !!!
B:Was loss , was passiert ?
A:Heute im kino war ich auf der toilete , da fengt einer an mit mir zu reden ...
A:Hey , wie gehts ? Ich so : Ahmmmm hi danke gut der :Und was machst du ? Ich : jaaa was soll ich schon auf einer toilete tun !? ......
B:...") |
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Taio Cruz had Dynamite, so they both thre ![]( "Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Taio Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afrai...") | Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had a Dynamite, so they both th ![]( "Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had a Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying What’s My Name. Eminem looked around and said I’m Not ...") |
bsoffner klopft an di tir. a monn mocht au und frog: ws kn ih fir di tia ![]( "bsoffner klopft an di tir. a monn mocht au und frog: ws kn ih fir di tian? dr bsoffne: ofezzn, weil des mein haus isch. Monn: awas gea und schlo di tir zua. 5 min spater: bsoffner klopft an di tir. monn mocht au und frog: ws willsch duh schu wiedr so? :/ Bsoffner: Jo nou so bled frogen? *rülps* F...") | Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had a Dynamite, so they both thr ![]( "Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had a Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid...") |
Wen ich bie dir bin muss ich einfach nur noch lächeln.. Wen ich bie dir ![]( "Wen ich bie dir bin muss ich einfach nur noch lächeln.. Wen ich bie dir bin vergiss ich den welt...Du sags ich wehre hübsch und dunn ...Ich darf duch deine hare wuscheln..Er nehmt mich im arm und sagt ich bin für dich da...Wen ich traurig bin meint er was is loss dan mein ich Nichts egal dan mein...") | A: was machst du so?
B: nicht viel.. mit dir schreiben und blöd rumliege ![]( "A: was machst du so?
B: nicht viel.. mit dir schreiben und blöd rumliegen..
A: oh mein gott! das ist schrecklich! HILFE! ICH KOMME SOFORT ZU DIR HALTE DUUURCH!!
B: was?
A: KEINE SORGE ICH REGLE DAS!
B: WAS? hast du störungen oder so?
A: ICH BIN GLEICH BEI DIR! EIN PAAR SEKUNDEEN!
B: du verarscht ...") |
Taio Cruz had Dynamite, and Bruno Mars had a Grenade, so they both thr ![]( "Taio Cruz had Dynamite, and Bruno Mars had a Grenade, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around said Im Not Af...") | Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both thr ![]( "Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afrai...") |
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had a Dynamite, so they both th ![]( "Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had a Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around and said Im N...") | Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both thre ![]( "Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around said Im Not Af...") |
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both thre ![]( "Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw it at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around saying Im Not Afraid, then Wi...") | Icн biη ηicнt uηverscнämt,
weiL icн saqe was icн deηKe.
Icн biη ηicнt ar ![]( "Icн biη ηicнt uηverscнämt,
weiL icн saqe was icн deηKe.
Icн biη ηicнt arroqaηt,
weiL icн maηcнe Leute ηicн maq.
Icн biη ηicнt eiηqebiLdet,
weiL icн qut fiηde wie icн biη.
Icн biη ηicнt iqηoraηt,
weiL mir maηcнes eqaL is.
Icн biη ηicнt vorLaut,
weiL icн mir ηicн aLLes qefaLLη lasse.
Icн biη ηicнt ...") |
Bruno Mars had a GRENADE and Taio Cruz had DYNAMITE and they threw the ![]( "Bruno Mars had a GRENADE and Taio Cruz had DYNAMITE and they threw them to Katy Perry who exploded like a FIREWORK, the bang was so loud the Black Eyed Peas forgot THE TIME while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying WHATS MY NAME and then Eminem looked around saying IAM NOT AFRAID ...") | wenn ich dich ansehe muss ich kotzen :D aber wenn ich wegsehevermisse ic ![]( "wenn ich dich ansehe muss ich kotzen :D aber wenn ich wegsehevermisse ich deinen blick D': dann schau ich wieder hin und muss wieder kotzen und das tausend mal hintereinander ich hasse dich jetzt das mittag essen war so lecker alles nurwegen dir kauf mir neues mittag essen sonst-.- muss ich wied...") |
Bruno Mars had a Grenade,and Taio Cruz had a Dynamite,so they both thre ![]( "Bruno Mars had a Grenade,and Taio Cruz had a Dynamite,so they both threw them at Katy Perry,who exploded like a Firework.The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Pea's forgot The Time,while Rihanna had memory loss and ran round saying What's My Name.Eminem looked around saying I'm Not Afra...") | Kennst du diese Situation :
A : Ey , wenn er kommt dann sagen wir das ok ![]( "Kennst du diese Situation :
A : Ey , wenn er kommt dann sagen wir das ok?
B : Ok ....
A : Da er ist da ! Loss sag !
B : Warum ich? Wir beide wollten doch.
A : Ja toll jetzt ist er weg -.-
wenn du diese situation kennst like es :D") |
BEST OF ALTA SPRÜCHE
A:iCH BIN DER Osterhasse spürt meine macht
B:aLTER ![]( "BEST OF ALTA SPRÜCHE
A:iCH BIN DER Osterhasse spürt meine macht
B:aLTER LASS MEINE EIER WIDER LOSS
A:schu mal ein ufo
B:alter hol mein hamster vom frisbee herunter") | The process of thinking:
f(t) = (c²+s³)*1/i
If you are on DeviantART, yo ![]( "The process of thinking:
f(t) = (c²+s³)*1/i
If you are on DeviantART, you will understand what I mean to say with that. All the others: well, your loss. :D") |
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