Bruno Mars had a GRENADE and Taio Cruz had DYNAMITE and they threw them to Katy Perry who exploded like a FIREWORK, the bang was so loud the Black Eyed Peas forgot THE TIME while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying WHATS MY NAME and then Eminem looked around saying IAM NOT AFRAID then Willow Smith started to WHIP her HAIR which scared the Far East Movement and they started to fly LIKE A G6 and then NELLY woke up saying it was JUST A DREAM.