I was sleeping very well in my quitschi Bettgestell,
but in the middle o ![]( "I was sleeping very well in my quitschi Bettgestell,
but in the middle of the Nacht is es dann zusammgekracht. I hope that you das nicht passiert and that my english better wird! ;D") | I am sleeping very well in my quietsching Bettgestell, but today in dies ![]( "I am sleeping very well in my quietsching Bettgestell, but today in dieser Nacht is that Scheißteil zaumgekracht!!! :(
I hope that you des ned passiert and that my Englisch better wird!!") |
The USA have: Barack Obama, Steve Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. We h ![]( "The USA have: Barack Obama, Steve Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. We have: Angela Merkel, no Wonder, no Hope and no Cash.") | I am sleeping very well in my quietsching Bettgestell. But today in dies ![]( "I am sleeping very well in my quietsching Bettgestell. But today in dieser Nacht, is that Scheißteil zamgekracht. So I hope that dir das not passiert and that my Englisch better wird.") |
Ein Amerikaner beschloss den Namen seiner Freundin auf seinen Penis zu t ![]( "Ein Amerikaner beschloss den Namen seiner Freundin auf seinen Penis zu tätowieren:WENDY. Die Tätowierung wurde im erigiertem Zustand gemacht, so dass wenn der Penis nicht erigiert war, nur W Y zu sehen war.
Auf einer Toilette war ein Jamaikaner neben ihm, der auch ein W Y auf seinem Penis h...") | I am sleeping very well
in my quietsching Bettgestell
But today in diese ![]( "I am sleeping very well
in my quietsching Bettgestell
But today in dieser Nacht
is that Scheißteil zamgekracht
I hope that dir das not passiert
and that my Englisch better wird.
In the Winter:
I´m runnig ziemlich fast
Doch the bus is weggerast.
And now I stay im Sleepingzimmer
and have not realy ...") |
„Irgendwann kommt der Tag & dann Gnade dir Gott! Möge Gott dir vergeben ![]( "„Irgendwann kommt der Tag & dann Gnade dir Gott! Möge Gott dir vergeben denn ich werde es nicht tun! One day someones going to hit you and god i hope its me!!") | Hope Solo best goalkeeper in the world. :] ![]( "Hope Solo best goalkeeper in the world. :]") |
Ein super Englisch Gedicht:
I was sleeping very well,
in my quietsching ![]( "Ein super Englisch Gedicht:
I was sleeping very well,
in my quietsching Bettgestell.
But in the middle of the Nacht,
is that Scheißteil eingekracht!
I hope that dir that nie passiert,
and that my Englisch better wird.") | I am sleeping very well,
in my quietching Bettgestell.
But today in dies ![]( "I am sleeping very well,
in my quietching Bettgestell.
But today in dieser Nacht,
is that Scheißteil zamgekracht.
So i hope that dir das not passiert,
and that my Englisch better wird xDDD") |
hahaha ich kann nicht mehr =D ... noin HOPE das war nicht lustig :þ ![]( "hahaha ich kann nicht mehr =D ... noin HOPE das war nicht lustig :þ") | Ein Schwarzer und ein Weißer stehen nebeneinander an den Stehklo's.
Der ![]( "Ein Schwarzer und ein Weißer stehen nebeneinander an den Stehklo's.
Der Schwarze fragt den Weißen was das auftätowierte
MY auf seinem Penis bedeutet.
Wenn er errigiert ist steht da Marry, sagt der Weiße Was bedeutet das MY auf deinem Penis?
Der Schwarze antwortet: Wenn meiner errigiert ...") |
i was sleeping very well in mei knitsching bettggestell in de midle of t ![]( "i was sleeping very well in mei knitsching bettggestell in de midle of the nacht mei bettgeschtell hats zusammen gekracht. i hope that you that nie passiert und das mei english better wird") | Don't know what's going on
Don't know what went wrong
Feels like a hundr ![]( "Don't know what's going on
Don't know what went wrong
Feels like a hundred years
I Still can't believe you're gone
So I'll stay up all night
With these bloodshot eyes
While all these walls surround me with the story of our life
I feel so much better
Now that you're gone forever
I tell myself tha...") |
Brief eines Bayern an die NASA ...
Greet God, I write you, because you ![]( "Brief eines Bayern an die NASA ...
Greet God, I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your
Space Shuttle in the television. And so came me the idea to make
holidays in the world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife. I am the
Kraxlhuber. The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfathe...") | When you walk through a storm, hold your head up hight, and don`t be afr ![]( "When you walk through a storm, hold your head up hight, and don`t be afraid of the dark. At the end of the storm, there`s a golden sky, and the sweet, silver song of the lark. Walk on, through the wind, walk on, through the rain, through your dreams be tossed and blown. Walk on, walk on with hope...") |
NO DOPE NO HOPE ![]( "NO DOPE NO HOPE") | i hope someone eats you!:D ![]( "i hope someone eats you!:D") |
I Hope you're Solo! ;) ![]( "I Hope you're Solo! ;)") | I hope you're doing fine out there without me, cause I'm doing fine with ![]( "I hope you're doing fine out there without me, cause I'm doing fine without you :)") |
last month i liked you, this month i hate you, i hope next month i forge ![]( "last month i liked you, this month i hate you, i hope next month i forgett you... :-(") | And hey darling
I hope you're good tonight
And I know you don't feel rig ![]( "And hey darling
I hope you're good tonight
And I know you don't feel right when I'm leaving
Yeah I want it but no I don't need it
Tell me something sweet to get me by
'Cause I can't come back home till they're singing
La, la la la la la la
'Til everyone is singing
If you can wait till I get home...") |
Marry me Hope, I'm Solo! *germany-insider*♥ :D ![]( "Marry me Hope, I'm Solo! *germany-insider*♥ :D") | Mom: Honey, what are you doing?
Me: Figuring how I can stop human from ![]( "Mom: Honey, what are you doing?
Me: Figuring how I can stop human from destroying the planet.
Mom: O, but honey, isn't that a bit to much to do yourself?
Me: Yeah, but I hope at least 1234 people would stand by..
Mom: Good luck...") |
The arrogance is that a man as ulifanquied and out of his depth as Obama ![]( "The arrogance is that a man as ulifanquied and out of his depth as Obama could consider himself worthy and ready of the most important job in the world, the job on which the lives of every human being in the world depend, quite literally and without exaggeration, is what is presumptuous and offen...") | I was sleeping very well,
in my quietsching Bettgestell.
But in the mitt ![]( "I was sleeping very well,
in my quietsching Bettgestell.
But in the mitte of the Nacht,
is the Scheißdreck eingekracht.
I hope that you not that passiert,
and that my english better wird.
drücke auf Gefällt mir wenn du genauso gut Englisch kannst ;D") |
You're gone
I am still on my own
I'll be here alone
I wont see you soon ![]( "You're gone
I am still on my own
I'll be here alone
I wont see you soon
It 'comes a deeper wound
You were always in my life
In sader and in brighter times
But now i don't know where you are
I hope it's not too far
i thought if we're once together
We'll be it forever
But now you gone away
There's ...") | Very verehrter Mr.Facebook Vor einiger Zeit,I have you erklärt,that I fi ![]( "Very verehrter Mr.Facebook Vor einiger Zeit,I have you erklärt,that I find it very ärgerlich when you ständig my Site durcheinander bringst. I have gedacht you have understand me. But I have me geirrt. Because I will write you in Deutsch. Let your Fettfingers from meine Profilseite,sonst I will b...") |
I was sleeping very well,
in my quitsching Bettgestell,
but in the middl ![]( "I was sleeping very well,
in my quitsching Bettgestell,
but in the middle of the Nacht,
my Bettgestell has zamgekracht,
I hope that you that nie passiert,
and that my Englisch better wird!!! ♥
Haha, so gail
J.T.") | Es war einmal ein Mädchen namens Hope. Sie war in einen Junqen verliebt, ![]( "Es war einmal ein Mädchen namens Hope. Sie war in einen Junqen verliebt, der sie kaum wahr nahm. Eines Taqes nahm sie all ihren Mut zusammen und sprach ihn an, doch erwartet hatte sie etwas Anderes. Er schrie sie an und beleidiqte sie, nur, weil sie es qewaqt hatte, ihn, einen beliebten Junqen, a...") |
gebt in "google übersetzter...."
i love my class! we are the best!! YOU ![]( "gebt in google übersetzter....
i love my class! we are the best!! YOU are the best! i love you,guys! I miss you...ALL! You´re the best classmates,ever! Nobody can top you! I wished ,i´ll never lose you,i really hop, you all think so! and i hope you really liked the Book! I´ve just done it for...") | What I like about you,
is that you're all mine treat me so fine,
Hope we ![]( "What I like about you,
is that you're all mine treat me so fine,
Hope we'll always gonna be this way
Your eyes when you smile heal me inside
And you always make a brighter day
When you were all alone I'm down in the ground
That's what I like about you and I gotta feeling
I think you kind of like ...") |
Inside YouTube video embed code you can too clarify parameters amid cons ![]( "Inside YouTube video embed code you can too clarify parameters amid consensus to your hope like width elevation or even border colors.") | i was sleeping very well in my quietsching bettgestell but ind the middl ![]( "i was sleeping very well in my quietsching bettgestell but ind the middle of the nacht is the scheissdreck eingekracht i hope that you not that passiert and that my englisch better wird
XDDDD
Liken!!!Bitte") |
I was sleeping very well in my quitsching bettgestell
but in the middle ![]( "I was sleeping very well in my quitsching bettgestell
but in the middle of the nacht is my bettgestell together gekracht
so I hope that you never will passiern
and that my englisch better wird! ;)") | Thinking of you, werever you are.
We pray for our sorrows end and hope, ![]( "Thinking of you, werever you are.
We pray for our sorrows end and hope,
that our hearts will blend.
Now I step forwart to realize this wish.
But who knows?
Starting a new journey may not be so hart,
or maybe, it has already begun.
There are many worlds, but they share the same sky.
One sky.
One d...") |
Gestern Night I sleep very well,
in my quitschend Bettgestell!
But in th ![]( "Gestern Night I sleep very well,
in my quitschend Bettgestell!
But in the midle of the Nacht,
ist der scheißdreck eingekracht!
I hope that dir that nid passiert,
und that my english better wird!
Wenn dus magst klick auf LIKE") | tonight i m sleeping very welll.
in my quietsching bettgestell.
but toda ![]( "tonight i m sleeping very welll.
in my quietsching bettgestell.
but today in the nacht.
is that scheissteil zusammengekracht.
so i hope that dir das not passiert.
and das my english better wird.
~DarkHähnchen~") |
You fucking whore you son of a bitch why can't you die
I hate your fucki ![]( "You fucking whore you son of a bitch why can't you die
I hate your fucking lies you fucking ass hole
You punk ass motherfucker damn you and your lies
You can go and fuck your bestfriend hope you booth will die.
Für jeden der ne Person einfach nicht mehr Leiden kann.Einfach gefällt mir:)
K$") | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I am sleeping verry well,
in my kwitsching Bett ![]( "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I am sleeping verry well,
in my kwitsching Bettgestell;
But today, in dieser Nacht,
ist das Scheißteil zam gekracht;
So I hope that dir that nit passiert,
and that my englisch better wird!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
...") |
I am sleeping very well in my quitsching Bettgestell.
But today in diese ![]( "I am sleeping very well in my quitsching Bettgestell.
But today in dieser Nacht is that Scheißteil zusammengekracht. I hope that dir das nicht passiert and that my English better wird.
LoL oidaaa XD") | I speak english very well in my quitschie betgestell but today in dieser ![]( "I speak english very well in my quitschie betgestell but today in dieser nacht ist das scheissteil zammgekracht now i hope das dir das net passiert und my englisch better wird") |
I sleep very well in my quietsching Bettgestell! But today in dieser Nac ![]( "I sleep very well in my quietsching Bettgestell! But today in dieser Nacht ist der Scheiß halt zamgekracht!! I hope dass des dir net passiert und dass mein englisch better wird!!!
:-D Liebe Grüße
das Sandmännchen!! :-D") | This is the way you left me,
I'm not pretending.
No hope, no love,? no g ![]( "This is the way you left me,
I'm not pretending.
No hope, no love,? no glory,
No Happy Ending.
This is the way that we love,
...Like it's forever.
Then live the rest of our life,
But not together.") |
When the World says: "Give up!", the Hope whispers: "Try it one more tim ![]( "When the World says: Give up!, the Hope whispers: Try it one more time! ♥") | I´m sleeping very well
in my quitschi bettgestell
in the middle if the N ![]( "I´m sleeping very well
in my quitschi bettgestell
in the middle if the Nacht
ist das scheißteil eingekracht
I hope that dir das nicht passiert
and my english better wird") |
denglisch ;D
i am sleepin very well in my quietsching bettgestell. but t ![]( "denglisch ;D
i am sleepin very well in my quietsching bettgestell. but today in dieser nacht is that scheißtiel zamgekracht. so i hope that dir not passiert and my english better wird.
(:") | I was sleeping very well,
in my quitsching Bettgestell.
But today in die ![]( "I was sleeping very well,
in my quitsching Bettgestell.
But today in dieser Nacht,
is that Scheißteil zamgekracht.
So I hope that dir des nit passiert,
and that my english better wird!") |
I'm sleeping very well in my quietsching bettgestell
but today in dieser ![]( "I'm sleeping very well in my quietsching bettgestell
but today in dieser nacht
is des scheißteil zamgekracht
so i hope dat dir dat not passiert and dat my
englisch better wird:DDD") | I´m sleeping verry well, in my quietsching bettgestell. But in the middl ![]( "I´m sleeping verry well, in my quietsching bettgestell. But in the middle of the Nacht is das scheissding eingekracht. I hope das dir das not passiert und that my English better wird ;DD") |
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