„Irgendwann kommt der Tag & dann Gnade dir Gott! Möge Gott dir vergeben ![]( "„Irgendwann kommt der Tag & dann Gnade dir Gott! Möge Gott dir vergeben denn ich werde es nicht tun! One day someones going to hit you and god i hope its me!!") | roses are red, violets are blue, god made me beautiful, but what happend ![]( "roses are red, violets are blue, god made me beautiful, but what happend to you?;)") |
ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME ![]( "ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME") | Jeden Moment in dem ich dich an mich drücken kann und dir sagen kann "Ic ![]( "Jeden Moment in dem ich dich an mich drücken kann und dir sagen kann Ich liebe dich ist ein Moment, den ich am liebsten nie vergehen lassen will.
Jede Stunde die ich mit dir im Arm träumen kann ist eine Stunde, in der alle Sorgen und Probleme in weiter Ferne scheinen.
Jede Minute in der du glüc...") |
höf da god das woa is xD ![]( "höf da god das woa is xD") | Gott, mein Herz blutet!!! Was soll ich machen, damit es aufhört? Ich wil ![]( "Gott, mein Herz blutet!!! Was soll ich machen, damit es aufhört? Ich will nicht, dass es blutet, ich will keine Schmerz mehr fühlen, nicht mehr innerlich weinen, sondern einfach nur leben, aber nicht so. Einfach nur lachen, glücklich sein!!! Bitte Gott, helf mir!!!
God, my heart bleeds!!!! What i...") |
I ask God for a flower, he gave me a garden,
I ask for a tree, he gave m ![]( "I ask God for a flower, he gave me a garden,
I ask for a tree, he gave me a forest,
I ask for a river, he gave me an ocean,
I ask for love, he gave me YOU!") | One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even ![]( "One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.") |
Brief eines Bayern an die NASA ...
Greet God, I write you, because you ![]( "Brief eines Bayern an die NASA ...
Greet God, I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your
Space Shuttle in the television. And so came me the idea to make
holidays in the world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife. I am the
Kraxlhuber. The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfathe...") | `Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
By ![]( "`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, wh...") |
I'm beuautiful in my way but god makes no mistakes i'm on the right trac ![]( "I'm beuautiful in my way but god makes no mistakes i'm on the right track baby i was born on this way!") | sta god da ti kazem....slagat cu.^^ ![]( "sta god da ti kazem....slagat cu.^^") |
god is a dj und seine größte schöpfung war HOUSE ![]( "god is a dj und seine größte schöpfung war HOUSE") | Oh my god! vor mir steht grad einer der will mich erschießen, des muss i ![]( "Oh my god! vor mir steht grad einer der will mich erschießen, des muss ich in faceboo posten!") |
God bless America, ´cause no one else will ![]( "God bless America, ´cause no one else will") | Eine Englisch-Vokabel-Stunde ganz anders:
Von vorn gesehen ist es der al ![]( "Eine Englisch-Vokabel-Stunde ganz anders:
Von vorn gesehen ist es der allmächtige god, von hinten aber der kleine dog.
Wenn man was verbrochen hat, ist man evil, aber man machts ja nur um zu live.
In believe steckt auch lie.
friend endet auch mit end.
Zuerst get und dann kann ma...") |
i swear to drunk i'm not god! ![]( "i swear to drunk i'm not god!") | I'm beautiful in my way , 'cause god makes no mistakes, I'm on the right ![]( "I'm beautiful in my way , 'cause god makes no mistakes, I'm on the right track , baby I was born on this way ! :D") |
God please make my dream come true because I wanna spend the rest of my ![]( "God please make my dream come true because I wanna spend the rest of my life with him.") | god save the queen. bestes saufspiel xD ![]( "god save the queen. bestes saufspiel xD") |
God is a Girl !
I'm a Girl ;) ![]( "God is a Girl !
I'm a Girl ;)") | Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families (: ![]( "Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families (:") |
Wenn mädchen foto's machen :
- schminken
- haare machen
- nettes lächeln ![]( "Wenn mädchen foto's machen :
- schminken
- haare machen
- nettes lächeln
= 4 kommentare (: ''schönes bild''
Wenn 'tussis' foto's machen :
- duschen
- schminken ( am besten 4 verschiedene make-ups, 2 mascara & viel rouge )
- haare machen
- 4 mal klamotten wechseln
- 32 gleichaussehende bilder ( im...") | " Officer I swear to Drunk I'm not God " ![]( "Officer I swear to Drunk I'm not God") |
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it awa ![]( "Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special (special)
Once bitten...") | unsre chats sind die besten, god sei dank lests kana auser wir :D :D ![]( "unsre chats sind die besten, god sei dank lests kana auser wir :D :D") |
Dear god, please give us back Heath Ledger and we will send you Justin B ![]( "Dear god, please give us back Heath Ledger and we will send you Justin Bieber ^^") | When god invented men, he was only joking ;) ![]( "When god invented men, he was only joking ;)") |
"wen hamma etz?" "grias god setzts eich niada buach raus" "omg schon wie ![]( "wen hamma etz? grias god setzts eich niada buach raus omg schon wieda -.-") | Du bist 13.
Du hast jeden Tag 10 Kilo Schminke drauf. Davon hast du Falt ![]( "Du bist 13.
Du hast jeden Tag 10 Kilo Schminke drauf. Davon hast du Falten, weil man muss ja auch nachts q@iiL aussehen.
Du bist gepierct, am liebsten hättest du noch mehr.
Dein Ausschnitt zeigt Ausblicke bis zum Bauchnabel. Du freust dich, weil die Jungs immer nur dich ansehen.
Deine Haare sin...") |
I've been waiting so long now and... Finally people are talking about me ![]( "I've been waiting so long now and... Finally people are talking about me. God it feels so great to see yourself on TV again after such a long time. I mean it's been like... 3 days hasn't it?
- Lady Gaga") | daughter : '' hey mum me and my boyfriend are just going to my room. '' ![]( "daughter : '' hey mum me and my boyfriend are just going to my room. ''
mum : '' ok dont do anything stupid ''
* mum hears her daughter screaming ''BAABBY BAABBY BAABBYY OOHHHH'' !! *
* mum rushes up stairs *
mum : ''what are you doing !!?!??!!''
daughter : ''get out mum we are having sex !!.''
m...") |
I can be god if you just want to be bad (; ![]( "I can be god if you just want to be bad (;") | Guutes Englischübersetzung.
Hello my friend, you can say you to me ;)
Is ![]( "Guutes Englischübersetzung.
Hello my friend, you can say you to me ;)
Is this buckingham?
Ist das backschinken?
I understand just trainstation.
Ich verstehe nur bahnhof.
Oh god, i have my days!
Oh gott, ich habe meine tage!
hold the klap.
halt die klappe.
pohole.
arschloch.
100 ° winkels is cooki...") |
You're gone
I am still on my own
I'll be here alone
I wont see you soon ![]( "You're gone
I am still on my own
I'll be here alone
I wont see you soon
It 'comes a deeper wound
You were always in my life
In sader and in brighter times
But now i don't know where you are
I hope it's not too far
i thought if we're once together
We'll be it forever
But now you gone away
There's ...") | GOD ![]( "GOD") |
On the days I can't see your eyes,
I don't even want to, open mine.
On t ![]( "On the days I can't see your eyes,
I don't even want to, open mine.
On the days I can't see your smile,
Well I'd rather sit, wait the while.
For the days I know you'll be near,
'Cause a day without you, just isn't fair.
See the days I can hear you voice,
I'm left without a choice.
Plus I get weak...") | "hey logan.... i have 2 tell u sometin'.. i love you. i love you since t ![]( "hey logan.... i have 2 tell u sometin'.. i love you. i love you since the day we met in kindergarten and i was always too shy 2 tell u.... ♥
omg, u do? i love u 2!! fuck, i love u so much.. wanna meet me tomorrow?? :*
OH MY GOD, YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! i've never believed this day will come...") |
Meine Woche:
Montag: Omann schon wieder Montag, irgendwie is des Wochene ![]( "Meine Woche:
Montag: Omann schon wieder Montag, irgendwie is des Wochenende zu schnell vergangen
Dienstag: hmm einen Tag hab ich schon geschafft
Mittwoch: Yeahh, Wochenmitte!! jetzt is es nichmehr lang!
Donnerstag: Juhuuu, Donnerstag! jetzt is ja praktisch schon wochende, freitag zählt ja nich
Fr...") | God bless us everyone,
we are broking people living under a loading gun, ![]( "God bless us everyone,
we are broking people living under a loading gun,
and it can't be outdone,
it can't be outfought,
it can't be outmatched,
it can't be outrun, No!
And when I close my eyes tonight,
to symphonies of blinding light..
God bless us everyone,
we are broking people living under a ...") |
Ich bin eine Sehenswürdigkeit :D
made by God ![]( "Ich bin eine Sehenswürdigkeit :D
made by God") | Remember that you are perfect – God makes no♥ mistakes!! ![]( "Remember that you are perfect – God makes no♥ mistakes!! ♥
♥
♥
♥
...") |
The Notebook-Wie ein einziger Tag
Noah und Allie
Noah: Would you picture ![]( "The Notebook-Wie ein einziger Tag
Noah und Allie
Noah: Would you picture your life for me? If it's with that guy go! GO! I lost you once I think I could do it again if it's what you really want. But don't you take the easy way out!
Allie: What easy way? There is no easy way! No matter what I do s...") | Justin said that? he was having a BABY brunoMars Threw a? Gernade Usher ![]( "Justin said that? he was having a BABY brunoMars Threw a? Gernade Usher was like OMG Katy Set of the FIREWORKS YoungeMoney BEDROCKed Jasons Girl so hes? now RIDIN SOLO Taio Cruz Said, dont let her BREAK YOUR? HEART kesha was like TICKTOCK we dont got all day! brittney said go back to? the CIRCUS ...") |
everytime you see a rainbow, god is having gay sex. ![]( "everytime you see a rainbow, god is having gay sex.") | God doesn't have a Blackberry or an iPhone, but He is my favorite contac ![]( "God doesn't have a Blackberry or an iPhone, but He is my favorite contact. He doesn't have Facebook, but He is my best friend. He doesn't have Twitter, but I follow Him, and He doesn't have internet, but I am connected to Him. And even if He has a great communication service, his customer service...") |
"What is in that bag?" - "Sperm." - "No.. I mean really." - "Sperm!" - " ![]( "What is in that bag? - Sperm. - No.. I mean really. - Sperm! - Oh God! - Just keep it out of the sunlight. - Why?.. Is it vampiresperm? :D") | Franz kommt mal wieder mit einer 6 im Diktat nach Hause.Sein sprachloser ![]( "Franz kommt mal wieder mit einer 6 im Diktat nach Hause.Sein sprachloser Vater:Main God Son woh hahst tu dass bloz här?Zo fiele Felehr magt doh kain meng!!") |
Baby, baby, baby, OOH!"
Dad:*walks in* "are you listening to Justin B ![]( "Baby, baby, baby, OOH!
Dad:*walks in* are you listening to Justin Beiber??
Kid no i am watching porn
Dad: OH THANK GOD") | Let it all burn!
I'll burn first!
God I've tried, am I lost in your eyes ![]( "Let it all burn!
I'll burn first!
God I've tried, am I lost in your eyes?
Just let me burn!
It's what I've deserve!
God I've lied, am I lost in your eyes?
Hollywood Undead - Paradise Lost ♥") |
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