Barack Obama, Angela Merkel und Vladimir Petkovic sind einen Tag im Himm ![]( "Barack Obama, Angela Merkel und Vladimir Petkovic sind einen Tag im Himmel und dürfen Gott alles fragen, was sie wollen.
Obama:Wann werden die Kriege in aller Welt aufhören?
Gott:In 150 Jahren
Obama:Uninteressant, dann bin ich nicht mehr im Amt.
Merkel:Wann gibt es keine Arbeitslosen mehr ...") | I wanna be forever young.. ![]( "I wanna be forever young..") |
But for now we are young. ![]( "But for now we are young.") | To be old and wise, you first have to be young and stupid! ![]( "To be old and wise, you first have to be young and stupid!") |
we are wild . we are free ! - we are young ! ♥ ![]( "we are wild . we are free ! - we are young ! ♥") | 'n paar bekannte songs... : (Viel Spaß beim Raten:)
1. uhuuuhuhuhuuhuuu ![]( "'n paar bekannte songs... : (Viel Spaß beim Raten:)
1. uhuuuhuhuhuuhuuu uhuhuuuuuuuhu...
2. umbada umbada umbada oho, umbada umbada umbada oho...
3. duuu du du du dudududududu dududududu dududu...
4. uh uh ahh uh uh ahh uh uh ahh...
5. da da dam da da dam...
6. ohooi ohoho is pietro styl...") |
When Michael Jackson died the world was at shock. People took their ow ![]( "When Michael Jackson died the world was at shock. People took their own lives, many millions mourned. our elders hurt.
When Eminem dies, the world will feel his last breath across their necks. We will shiver when we see his name, hear his words, cherish his lyrics. Millions will mour...") | young money......!!!!!! ![]( "young money......!!!!!!") |
to be old and wise.. U must first have to be young and stupid!! ![]( "to be old and wise.. U must first have to be young and stupid!!") | If I die young... ![]( "If I die young...") |
Die erste gesichtscreme von bebe young care die nicht nur die haut pfleg ![]( "Die erste gesichtscreme von bebe young care die nicht nur die haut pflegt sondern sie gleichzeitig auch entspannt:
die samtige pflegeformel mit pflegenden ölen macht die gestresste gesichtshaut besonders soft und versorgt sie mit extra viel feuchtigkeit.
mit dem verwöhnenden aromaduft aus Moonflo...") | Schau mal was dich am besten beschreibt. Füge deinen Namen zusammen ;) ![]( "Schau mal was dich am besten beschreibt. Füge deinen Namen zusammen ;)
A = Assozial
B = Beliebt
C= Chaotisch
D= Dumm
E = Eingebildet
F = Feminin
G= Geisteskrank
H = Hübsch
I = Imaginär
J = Joghurtartig
K = Kindisch
L = Labbersack
M = Männlich
N = Negativ
O = Ominös
P = Pummelig
Qu = Quicklebendi...") |
Teacher:Where is your homework?
Me:Written in the stars
Teacher: Okay. W ![]( "Teacher:Where is your homework?
Me:Written in the stars
Teacher: Okay. Wait!?!?!, where???
Me: A million miles away.
Teacher: What are you saying!?!?!?
Me: A Message to the main.
Teacher:Would you like summer school young man! Me: seasons come and go ;)
Teacher:You will always be a terrible st...") | Teacher:Where is your homework?
Me:Written in the stars
Teacher: Okay. ![]( "Teacher:Where is your homework?
Me:Written in the stars
Teacher: Okay. Wait!?!?!, where???
Me: A million miles away.
Teacher: What are you saying!?!?!?
Me: A Message to the main.
Teacher:Would you like summer school young man!
Me: seasons come and go ;)
Teacher:You will always be a terrible ...") |
The Academy Is..,Fall out Boy,Panic! At The Disco,Cobra Starship,The Cab ![]( "The Academy Is..,Fall out Boy,Panic! At The Disco,Cobra Starship,The Cab,Hey Monday,Paramore, All Time Low, My Chemical Romance, Green Day, AFI, You Me At Six, We Are The Ocean, Biffy Clyro, Green Day, 30 Seconds To Mars, Black Veil Brides, Evarose, Black Cards, The Damned Things, The Young Veins...") | Linkin Park,Billy Talent,Sum 41,Coldrain,Bullet For My Valentine,We Butt ![]( "Linkin Park,Billy Talent,Sum 41,Coldrain,Bullet For My Valentine,We Butter The Bread With Butter,Escape The Fate,Hollywood Undead (nur so lieder wie Been To Hell und Young)
wenn ihr mindestens 3 der Bands mögt liken ;)") |
Ever since I was young, I never really understood anything about the wor ![]( "Ever since I was young, I never really understood anything about the world. And I never understood anything that happened in my life. The only thing that ever made any sense to me was you. And how I felt about you. That's all I've ever known. And that's enough for the rest of my life.") | According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smar ![]( "According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for grown up conversations. Its no wonder teens are so rebellious! There's nothing else to do!") |
we´re young, wild & free. are you sure ? Today you can not even get a fo ![]( "we´re young, wild & free. are you sure ? Today you can not even get a foot out of the door without anyone knows in facebook. you're certainly not free, because everyone is offended by a little thing at once. people get relaxed and enjoy your life!") | So what we get drunk
So what we smoke weed
We’re just having fun
We don’ ![]( "So what we get drunk
So what we smoke weed
We’re just having fun
We don’t care who sees
So what we go out
That’s how its supposed to be
-Living young and wild and free- ♥") |
If I die young bury me in satin
Lay me down on a bed of roses
Sink me in ![]( "If I die young bury me in satin
Lay me down on a bed of roses
Sink me in the river at dawn
Send me away with the words of a lovesong.
ich liebe dieses lied♥:)") | You Say Lady Gaga # I Say Tiesto
You Say Justin Bieber # I Say Paul van ![]( "You Say Lady Gaga # I Say Tiesto
You Say Justin Bieber # I Say Paul van Dyk
You Say Miley Cyrus # I Say Deadmau5
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OMG! The Young People Hear Many Shit") |
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
Mütter von Teena ![]( "Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
Mütter von Teenager wissen warum manche Tiere ihre Jungen fressen.") | ♥ this one is young, so indescribably ♥ ![]( "♥ this one is young, so indescribably ♥") |
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