Fuck the teacher,
Fuck the school,
take it easy
and it´s cool!!!! ![]( "Fuck the teacher,
Fuck the school,
take it easy
and it´s cool!!!!") | Rihanna On School
Teacher: Where is your homework ?
Rihanna: Under my Um ![]( "Rihanna On School
Teacher: Where is your homework ?
Rihanna: Under my Umbrella !
Teacher: And where is your Umbrella ?
Tinie Tempa: a million miles away
Teacher: No seriously, where are your homework ?
Akon: Sorry, Blame it on me
Teacher: To the Headmaster !
Akon: I´m Not Afraid !
Eminem: Hey, Th...") |
Justin Bieber should be a Teacher,who shows Guys how to treat and respec ![]( "Justin Bieber should be a Teacher,who shows Guys how to treat and respect girls right!") | Ich sitz grad im kino, schau mir bad teacher an... einer im film sagt ha ![]( "Ich sitz grad im kino, schau mir bad teacher an... einer im film sagt halt so :'' nein ich bin kein rassist, ich hab obama gewählt !'' schreit auf einmal so ne schwuchtel im kinosaal rum: ''damit hast du tausende afghanen getötet!'' -.- alteer... und dann hinter mir so paar hopper: ''ey man, dem ...") |
Teacher: "Where is your homework?" Me: " WRITTEN IN THE STARS." Teacher ![]( "Teacher: Where is your homework? Me: WRITTEN IN THE STARS. Teacher: Where? Me: A MILLION MILES AWAY. Teacher: What does that mean? Me: A MESSAGE TO THE MAIN. Teacher: Do you want to go to Summer school? Me: SEASONS' COME AND GO. Teacher: Your always going too be like this, aren...") | Teacher:Where is your homework?
Me:Written in the stars
Teacher: Okay. W ![]( "Teacher:Where is your homework?
Me:Written in the stars
Teacher: Okay. Wait!?!?!, where???
Me: A million miles away.
Teacher: What are you saying!?!?!?
Me: A Message to the main.
Teacher:Would you like summer school young man! Me: seasons come and go ;)
Teacher:You will always be a terrible st...") |
Teacher: "Where's your homework?''
Student: "Written in the stars.''
Tea ![]( "Teacher: Where's your homework?''
Student: Written in the stars.''
Teacher: And where's that?
Student: A million miles away.
Teacher: And what is it about?
Student: A message to the main.
Teacher: What? You're not making sense.
Student: Seasons come and go, but I will never change.
...") | Teacher:Where is your homework?
Me:Written in the stars
Teacher: Okay. ![]( "Teacher:Where is your homework?
Me:Written in the stars
Teacher: Okay. Wait!?!?!, where???
Me: A million miles away.
Teacher: What are you saying!?!?!?
Me: A Message to the main.
Teacher:Would you like summer school young man!
Me: seasons come and go ;)
Teacher:You will always be a terrible ...") |
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at ![]( "A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says “Hello!”.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to t...") | aus "bad teacher"
lehrer:machs we in twilight wirf sie nich an wirf durc ![]( "aus bad teacher
lehrer:machs we in twilight wirf sie nich an wirf durch sie hindurch !
schüler wirft ball lehrerin an den kopf
lehrerrin schaut lehrer böse an xD") |
Teacher: Where´s your homework?
Me: Written in the stars
T: How far is i ![]( "Teacher: Where´s your homework?
Me: Written in the stars
T: How far is it?
M: A million miles away
T: What was your paper about?
M: A message to the main
T: You better change your attitude!
M: The season comes and goooo, but i will NEVER change
T: Go to the office !!!
M: I´m on my waaayyyyyy!") | Teacher: Where´s your homework?
Me: Written in the stars
T: How far is ![]( "Teacher: Where´s your homework?
Me: Written in the stars
T: How far is it?
M: A million miles away
T: What was your paper about?
M: A message to the main
T: You better change your attitude!
M: The season comes and goooo, but i will NEVER change
T: Go to the office !!!
M: I´m on my waaayyyyyy :D
...") |
Bissken Englisch:
Teacher: Where´s your homework?
Me: Written in the sta ![]( "Bissken Englisch:
Teacher: Where´s your homework?
Me: Written in the stars
T: How far is it?
M: A million miles away
T: What was your paper about?
M: A message to the main
T: You better change your attitude!
M: The season comes and goooo, but i will NEVER change
T: Go to the office !!!
M: I´m on...") | Teacher: Where´s your homework?
Me: Written in the stars
T: How far is i ![]( "Teacher: Where´s your homework?
Me: Written in the stars
T: How far is it?
M: A million miles away
T: What was your paper about?
M: A message to the main
T: You better change your attitude!
M: The season comes and goooo, but i will NEVER change
T: Go to the office !!!
M: I´m on my waaayyyyyy :D
...") |
- Hey,
hey teacher!
Hey teacher!
Heeeeyy!
- What?
- You're an appl ![]( "- Hey,
hey teacher!
Hey teacher!
Heeeeyy!
- What?
- You're an apple!
- Oh shut up!
- Hey!
Hey teacher hey!
- WHAT?!? WHAT IS IT?!?
- Knife!! ;)") | |
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