I´m with stupid! :) ![]( "I´m with stupid! :)") | I hate stupid people! ![]( "I hate stupid people!") |
To be old and wise, you first have to be young and stupid! ![]( "To be old and wise, you first have to be young and stupid!") | I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I ![]( "I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This. :)") |
to be old and wise.. U must first have to be young and stupid!! ![]( "to be old and wise.. U must first have to be young and stupid!!") | Don't worry... Be Stupid!! :P ![]( "Don't worry... Be Stupid!! :P") |
baby you're past! i'm over it! you can't hurt me now.. lalalaaaaa fuck y ![]( "baby you're past! i'm over it! you can't hurt me now.. lalalaaaaa fuck you ;D i'm not a part of your stupid games anymore :P") | So handsome, but so stupid & womanizer... :/ ![]( "So handsome, but so stupid & womanizer... :/") |
The arrogance is that a man as ulifanquied and out of his depth as Obama ![]( "The arrogance is that a man as ulifanquied and out of his depth as Obama could consider himself worthy and ready of the most important job in the world, the job on which the lives of every human being in the world depend, quite literally and without exaggeration, is what is presumptuous and offen...") | daughter : '' hey mum me and my boyfriend are just going to my room. '' ![]( "daughter : '' hey mum me and my boyfriend are just going to my room. ''
mum : '' ok dont do anything stupid ''
* mum hears her daughter screaming ''BAABBY BAABBY BAABBYY OOHHHH'' !! *
* mum rushes up stairs *
mum : ''what are you doing !!?!??!!''
daughter : ''get out mum we are having sex !!.''
m...") |
You eat, you're fat. You don't eat, you're a freak. You drink, you're an ![]( "You eat, you're fat. You don't eat, you're a freak. You drink, you're an alcoholic. You don't drink, you're a pussy. You read, you're a nerd. You don't read, you're stupid. You tell a secret, you're an attention seeker. You don't tell a secret, you're still attention seeking. You let someone in, ...") | Es ist wirklich so gewesen mit meinem Besten freund :'D
:::::::::::::::: ![]( "Es ist wirklich so gewesen mit meinem Besten freund :'D
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Sie :'Du Bist Dumm'.-
Er:'lch weiß.'
Etwas später :
Sie :'You are stupid .'
Er :'l white '
xD
Eigentlich muss es so sein :
Sie :'Du Bist Dumm'.-
Er:'lch weiß.'
Etwas später:
Sie:'You are stupi...") |
Hey guys, it anna (anthem) :D
You guys wont believe what happened today ![]( "Hey guys, it anna (anthem) :D
You guys wont believe what happened today :'( my boyfriends friend committed suicide, cause his boyfriend was at a party and a girl made him ddrunk and did It with him and video taped it, then that girl gave my boyfriends friend the video.... and .. now hes in heaven...") | CRAZY
STUPID
LOVE:
-Zieh dein Hemd aus!
-(Zieht sein Hemd aus, super 6pa ![]( "CRAZY
STUPID
LOVE:
-Zieh dein Hemd aus!
-(Zieht sein Hemd aus, super 6pack kommt zum Vorschein)
-Ist das dein Ernst?!
-Wieso?
-Du siehst aus wie gephotoshopt!!! oO") |
"hey hun... here's mommy..do you enjoy your class trip? what are you doi ![]( "hey hun... here's mommy..do you enjoy your class trip? what are you doing? lots of love, mom
hey mom.. everythin ok.. listenin2 music....
hummm.. yeah! sounds great! what band?
30 seconds to mars
hahaha, stupid little daughter ;)
no one have ever visited the mars, hun! you have to learn ...") | A: was heißt 'you are so stupid' ???
B: du bist so dumm...
A: dann frag ![]( "A: was heißt 'you are so stupid' ???
B: du bist so dumm...
A: dann frag ich ich halt jemand anderen ^^
B: -.-
A: kannst du mir nur noch sagen was 'aldda Shut up' heißt ?!
B: aldda halt die fresse
A: gehts noch ?! was kann ich denn dafür wenn ich nicht so gut in englandisch bin!!! (geht)") |
If there were aliens smart enough to come here, they wouldn't be stupid ![]( "If there were aliens smart enough to come here, they wouldn't be stupid enough to come here. Jane,Daria") | |
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