Zuhause lauf ich rum wie ein Victoria's Secret Model ![]( "Zuhause lauf ich rum wie ein Victoria's Secret Model") | Victoria Secret ![]( "Victoria Secret") |
A: Dein Handy läutet!!
B: OMG, wirklich?!
A: Ja... warum 'OMG'?!
B: Was? ![]( "A: Dein Handy läutet!!
B: OMG, wirklich?!
A: Ja... warum 'OMG'?!
B: Was?! Du weißt nicht, was dann ist?!
A: Ähmm...nein.
B: Okay ich verrats dir, aber du darfst es echt NIEMANDEM sagen, okay!! Es ist nämlich ein echt geheim!
A: Sag's mir!!
B: Also gut. Nun wenn mein Handy läutet ,dann...nein ich ...") | I'm not lovin' you the way I wanted to, See I wanna move but can't escap ![]( "I'm not lovin' you the way I wanted to, See I wanna move but can't escape from you
So I keep it low, keep a secret code, So everybody else don't have to know, So keep your love locked down - KANYE WEST") |
Ya just gotta love these women!
Workings of a Women Brain...
One night P ![]( "Ya just gotta love these women!
Workings of a Women Brain...
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn't too luxurious.
When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president's secret...") | You eat, you're fat. You don't eat, you're a freak. You drink, you're an ![]( "You eat, you're fat. You don't eat, you're a freak. You drink, you're an alcoholic. You don't drink, you're a pussy. You read, you're a nerd. You don't read, you're stupid. You tell a secret, you're an attention seeker. You don't tell a secret, you're still attention seeking. You let someone in, ...") |
A übernachtet bei B..
A: ich kann ohne musik nich schlafn....
B: i heard ![]( "A übernachtet bei B..
A: ich kann ohne musik nich schlafn....
B: i heard there was a secret chord, that david played...
A: ich kann doch ohne musik schlafn....
B: ach und jez soll ich die fresse halten oder was?!
A: heyhey, ich sagte musik und nich dein gedösel...
B: musik?! gedösel?! ich geb dir...") | Boy : " Tell me a secret that you have never told anyone before. "
G ![]( "Boy : Tell me a secret that you have never told anyone before.
Girl : You wouldn´t want to know.
Boy : Yeah i do. If you tell me yours, i´ll tell you mine.
Girl : I would rather not.
Boy : Please ?
Girl : I love you.
The Boy smiled and said : That...") |
Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way, I think ![]( "Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way, I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend
Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me
No way, no way, you know it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriend
♥ Wer manchmal auch so...") | i love you more than...
...spongebob lovey jellyfish.
...sandy loves kar ![]( "i love you more than...
...spongebob lovey jellyfish.
...sandy loves karate.
...mr. krabs loves money.
& squadward loves his clarinet.
baby i need you like plankton needs the krabby patty secret formula. ♥") |
All men know and use this phrase from time to time: 'I'm in a relationsh ![]( "All men know and use this phrase from time to time: 'I'm in a relationship, sorry! But .... we can still have fun ... as long as it remains our secret!") | The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportuni ![]( "The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes.
(Das Geheimnis des Erfolges liegt daran, für die Gelegenheit bereit zu sein, wenn sie kommt.)") |
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