Eine Deutsche , eine Engländerin und eine Franzosin gehen in ein Cafe zu ![]( "Eine Deutsche , eine Engländerin und eine Franzosin gehen in ein Cafe zum tratschen .sagt die Engländerin bei uns ist dass komisch wir schreiben,, School und sagen ,,Skul . Sagt die Franzosin bei uns ist es noch viel komischer wir schreiben,, Renault und sagen,, Renoo. Lacht sich die Deutsche...") | WICHTIG BITTE DURCHLESEN!
ich habe 3 jüngere Stiefgeschwister. einen Jun ![]( "WICHTIG BITTE DURCHLESEN!
ich habe 3 jüngere Stiefgeschwister. einen Jungen 9 Jahre 2 Mädchen die einte 6 Jahre die andere 11...
was ist das für eine scheiss Generation heute?! -.-
Meine Stiefmutter ist ne Hexe... sie scheisst mich immer wegen allen zusammen -.- und nennt mich Arschloch... ihre ...") |
So genial: ich klicke mich so durch Youtube. Dann plötzlich ein Link: de ![]( "So genial: ich klicke mich so durch Youtube. Dann plötzlich ein Link: der schlimmste Porno der Welt. Ich klicke Spaßhalber mal drauf um zu sehen was kommt.
Drei mal dürft ihr raten, was es war...
Nicht schummeln!!!
Erst weiter nach unten
gehen, wenn du
geraten hast ;-)))
Schon geraten???
Belügst ...") | 10.tes Schuljahr:
Als ich dort saß im Englisch-Unterricht, sah ich das M ![]( "10.tes Schuljahr:
Als ich dort saß im Englisch-Unterricht, sah ich das Mädchen an das ich neben mir sitzen sah. Sie war meine sogenannte „Beste Freundin“. Ich starrte ihre langen, seidenweichen Haare an und wünschte mir sie wäre meins. Aber sie empfand nicht dasselbe für mich, und ich wusste es. ...") |
Warum Mami ?
Ich ging zu einer Party, Mami,
und dachte an deine Worte. ![]( "Warum Mami ?
Ich ging zu einer Party, Mami,
und dachte an deine Worte.
Du hattest mich gebeten, nicht zu trinken
und so trank ich keinen Alkohol.
Ich fühlte mich ganz stolz, Mami, genauso,
wie Du es vorhergesagt hattest.
Ich habe vor dem Fahren nichts getrunken.
Mami.... auch wenn die anderen si...") | To me, "fearless" is not the absence of fear. It's not being completely ![]( "To me, fearless is not the absence of fear. It's not being completely unafraid. To me, fearless is having fears. Fearless is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, fearless is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. Fearless is falling madly in love again, even though you've been ...") |
school sucks ![]( "school sucks") | Fuck of School!
Live your Live!! =D ![]( "Fuck of School!
Live your Live!! =D") |
Dont mind school just fuck live ![]( "Dont mind school just fuck live") | Fuck the teacher,
Fuck the school,
take it easy
and it´s cool!!!! ![]( "Fuck the teacher,
Fuck the school,
take it easy
and it´s cool!!!!") |
Rihanna On School
Teacher: Where is your homework ?
Rihanna: Under my Um ![]( "Rihanna On School
Teacher: Where is your homework ?
Rihanna: Under my Umbrella !
Teacher: And where is your Umbrella ?
Tinie Tempa: a million miles away
Teacher: No seriously, where are your homework ?
Akon: Sorry, Blame it on me
Teacher: To the Headmaster !
Akon: I´m Not Afraid !
Eminem: Hey, Th...") | Shot through the heart
and you're to blame
darling you give love a bad n ![]( "Shot through the heart
and you're to blame
darling you give love a bad name
An angel's smile
is what you sell
You promise me heaven, then put me through hell
Chains of love got a hold on me
When passion's a prison, you can't break free
You're a loaded gun
There's nowhere to run
No one can save me...") |
No boys no love
no love no children
no children no school
no school no p ![]( "No boys no love
no love no children
no children no school
no school no problems
SO WHY BOYS. ?? :P") | You say Justin Bieber-I say Tupac
You say Lil Wayne-I say Biggie Smalls ![]( "You say Justin Bieber-I say Tupac
You say Lil Wayne-I say Biggie Smalls
You say Drake-I say Ice Cube
You say Soulja Boy-I say Big Pun
You say Gucci Mane-I say Rakim
You say New school-i say shut the fuck up
You say Pop-I scream Hip Hop!
You say Hannah Montana-i fucking punch you in the f...") |
The arrogance is that a man as ulifanquied and out of his depth as Obama ![]( "The arrogance is that a man as ulifanquied and out of his depth as Obama could consider himself worthy and ready of the most important job in the world, the job on which the lives of every human being in the world depend, quite literally and without exaggeration, is what is presumptuous and offen...") | Ein Franzose ein Engländer und ein Deutscher treffen sich in einer Kneip ![]( "Ein Franzose ein Engländer und ein Deutscher treffen sich in einer Kneipe. Sagt der Franzose: Also bei uns ist das ja wirklich komisch. Wir schreiben Monsieur aber sagen Missjö.
Sagt der Engländer: Bei uns ist es noch komischer wir schreiben School aber sagen Skul.
Der Deutsche: Bei uns ist es wi...") |
You? say? Justin Bieber-I say 2pac
You say Lil Wayne-I say Biggie Smalls ![]( "You? say? Justin Bieber-I say 2pac
You say Lil Wayne-I say Biggie Smalls
You say Drake-I say Ice Cube
You say Soulja Boy-I say??? Big Pun
You say New school-i say shut the fuck up
You? say Pop-I? scream Hip Hop!
You say Hannah? Montana-i fucking punch you in? the? face
92% of teenagers have?? tur...") | Treffen sich ein Engländer, ein Franzose und ein Deutscher. Sagt der Eng ![]( "Treffen sich ein Engländer, ein Franzose und ein Deutscher. Sagt der Engländer: Unsere Sprache ist schwierig, wir schreiben 'school', aber sagen 'skul'! - Das ist noch gar nichts, sagt der Franzose, wir schreiben 'Renault' und sagen 'Reno'! Da sagt der Deutsche: Bei uns ist das aber noch s...") |
Teacher: "Where is your homework?" Me: " WRITTEN IN THE STARS." Teacher ![]( "Teacher: Where is your homework? Me: WRITTEN IN THE STARS. Teacher: Where? Me: A MILLION MILES AWAY. Teacher: What does that mean? Me: A MESSAGE TO THE MAIN. Teacher: Do you want to go to Summer school? Me: SEASONS' COME AND GO. Teacher: Your always going too be like this, aren...") | Du sagst, Justin Bieber ich sage Tupac
Du sagst, Lil Wayne, ich sage Nat ![]( "Du sagst, Justin Bieber ich sage Tupac
Du sagst, Lil Wayne, ich sage Nate Dogg
Du sagst, Drake-ich sage Ice Cube
Du sagst, Soulja Boy, ich sage Big Pun
Du sagst, Gucci Mane, ich sage Eminem
Du sagst,new school-ich sag halt deine scheiss fresse
Du sagst pop-ich schrei hiphop
Du sagst, Hannah Monta...") |
![]() | school ![]( "school") |
Teacher:Where is your homework?
Me:Written in the stars
Teacher: Okay. W ![]( "Teacher:Where is your homework?
Me:Written in the stars
Teacher: Okay. Wait!?!?!, where???
Me: A million miles away.
Teacher: What are you saying!?!?!?
Me: A Message to the main.
Teacher:Would you like summer school young man! Me: seasons come and go ;)
Teacher:You will always be a terrible st...") | Teacher:Where is your homework?
Me:Written in the stars
Teacher: Okay. ![]( "Teacher:Where is your homework?
Me:Written in the stars
Teacher: Okay. Wait!?!?!, where???
Me: A million miles away.
Teacher: What are you saying!?!?!?
Me: A Message to the main.
Teacher:Would you like summer school young man!
Me: seasons come and go ;)
Teacher:You will always be a terrible ...") |
the ugly ugliness was so ugly that everyone has found her ugly
That's fo ![]( "the ugly ugliness was so ugly that everyone has found her ugly
That's for the ugliest ugliness: Med...Hal....
She is very very ugly. That is why nobody likes her.She believes that she is the nicest. She believes she could have any boy. But as she once fell in love with a boy. She understood that ...") | iCarly:Cool
Big Time Rush:Hammer
Hannah Montana:Scheiße
Die Zauberer Vom ![]( "iCarly:Cool
Big Time Rush:Hammer
Hannah Montana:Scheiße
Die Zauberer Vom Waverly Place:Geiel
Spongebob Schwammkopf:Naja
Victorous:Geht So
Zack&Cody An Bord:Hahaha Zum Lachen
Meine Schwster Charlie:Langweilig Und Was Soll Das Mit Der Kamera Und Was Hat Das mit Der Schweter Zu Tun
High School Music...") |
We go to school, to attend "CLASS" .
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Si ![]( "We go to school, to attend CLASS .
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.
at home, we have to STUDY.
S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-sms, Dota, Youtube.
in class, we're given HOMEWORK.
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.
while doing homework, we refer to T...") | Every Girl has five personalities:
1. How she acts at school.
2. How she ![]( "Every Girl has five personalities:
1. How she acts at school.
2. How she acts around her friends.
3. How she acts around her family.
4. How she acts when she's with him.
5. How she acts when she's alone.") |
“I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. T ![]( "“I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to love somebody. They don't teach you how to be famous. They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer. They don't ...") | Who are the little girls in pain?
Just trapped in castle of dark side of ![]( "Who are the little girls in pain?
Just trapped in castle of dark side of moon.
Twelve of them shining bright in vain
Like flowers that blossom just once in years.
They're dancing in the shadow like whispers of love
Just dreaming of place where they're free as dove.
They've never been allowed to l...") |
You? say? Justin Bieber-I say Tupac
You say Lil Wayne-I say Biggie Small ![]( "You? say? Justin Bieber-I say Tupac
You say Lil Wayne-I say Biggie Smalls
You say Drake-I say Ice Cube
You say Soulja Boy-I say?? Big Pun
You say New school-i say shut the fuck up
You say Pop-I? scream Hip Hop!
You say Hannah? Montana-i fucking punch you in? the face
92% of teenagers have?? turne...") | "hey hun... here's mommy..do you enjoy your class trip? what are you doi ![]( "hey hun... here's mommy..do you enjoy your class trip? what are you doing? lots of love, mom
hey mom.. everythin ok.. listenin2 music....
hummm.. yeah! sounds great! what band?
30 seconds to mars
hahaha, stupid little daughter ;)
no one have ever visited the mars, hun! you have to learn ...") |
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the ![]( "When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life. - John Lennon") | When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key ![]( "When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life.
When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy.
They told me I didn?t understand the assignment and I told them they didn?t understand life.a,d") |
When I was 6 years old, my mum told me that happiness was the key to lif ![]( "When I was 6 years old, my mum told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school they asked me what i want to be when I'm getting older. I wrote down Happy. The told me that I didn't understand the assignment & I told them that they didn't understand life ...") | Everyday I schlafing in my bed
and ziemlich geil find ich that
now im ge ![]( "Everyday I schlafing in my bed
and ziemlich geil find ich that
now im gehing to the school
there all my lehrer are schwul
so thats the end of my scheiß gedicht
and mir fehling every klarsicht ;D;D") |
I wish I was the one that:
- Is pretty
- Popular
- All can be nice
- Goo ![]( "I wish I was the one that:
- Is pretty
- Popular
- All can be nice
- Good at school
- Thin
- The one that is just happy and glad that she is herself, because I can not unfortunately ... : (") | "For a long time ago, someone told me that happiness was the key to life ![]( "For a long time ago, someone told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy They told me I didn't understand the assignment and I told them they didn't understand life.") |
When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the ke ![]( "When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. Then I became older and I went to school. There they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy. They told me that I didn't understand the assignment and I told them they didn't understand li...") | Früher wollte ich immer, dass unsere Schule genau so ist, wie
'ne typisc ![]( "Früher wollte ich immer, dass unsere Schule genau so ist, wie
'ne typische High School in diesen amerikanischen Filmen.. nein warte - das will ich immernoch :DD") |
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