My dear mister singing-club, my english is not from bad parents ... :D ![]( "My dear mister singing-club, my english is not from bad parents ... :D") | I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drin ![]( "I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally...") |
harry potter: i whip my hair back and forth! jealouse??
voldemort: no. t ![]( "harry potter: i whip my hair back and forth! jealouse??
voldemort: no. tomorrow i have a dinner with my parents. jealouse?
harry potter: no. *clean his nose* jealouse?
voldemort: argh! yes...") | 2 years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the ba ![]( "2 years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue.The clown statue wa...") |
I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my paren ![]( "I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.") | See the pregnant girl you just called a whore?
- she was raped.
See the ![]( "See the pregnant girl you just called a whore?
- she was raped.
See the one you just called brace face?
- his parents had enough to get his braces.
See the one you tripped?
- he has a disability.
See the one you called ugly?
- she spends ours applying makeup, trying to be pretty.
There is more to...") |
The Notebook-Wie ein einziger Tag
Noah und Allie
Noah: Would you picture ![]( "The Notebook-Wie ein einziger Tag
Noah und Allie
Noah: Would you picture your life for me? If it's with that guy go! GO! I lost you once I think I could do it again if it's what you really want. But don't you take the easy way out!
Allie: What easy way? There is no easy way! No matter what I do s...") | You think you're not pretty. There's always someone uglier. You want mor ![]( "You think you're not pretty. There's always someone uglier. You want more money. People are in poverty. You want a boyfriend. Someone doesn't even have parents. You're hungry. A child is starving. You want to go to the mall. Someone is looking for anything they can wear just to stay warm. You're ...") |
According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smar ![]( "According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for grown up conversations. Its no wonder teens are so rebellious! There's nothing else to do!") | fuck my boy friend
still my money
kill my parents
BUT DON'T TOUCH MY HAI ![]( "fuck my boy friend
still my money
kill my parents
BUT DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR!!!") |
Lest euch die 
