I want to wear your sweatshirt to bed, watch scary movies with you,talk ![]( "I want to wear your sweatshirt to bed, watch scary movies with you,talk on phone until sunrise, sneak out at night to look at the stars with you, play your favorite video game, make you watch chick flicks, kiss you in the rain,go on walks with you, laugh until I can´t breathe, hold hands, build a...") | Live•Laugh•Love
♥ ![]( "Live•Laugh•Love
♥") |
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan office ![]( "A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL ...") | SometimEs all you can do IS LAUGH to keep youselfe FROM CRYING!! ![]( "SometimEs all you can do IS LAUGH to keep youselfe FROM CRYING!!") |
Gott, mein Herz blutet!!! Was soll ich machen, damit es aufhört? Ich wil ![]( "Gott, mein Herz blutet!!! Was soll ich machen, damit es aufhört? Ich will nicht, dass es blutet, ich will keine Schmerz mehr fühlen, nicht mehr innerlich weinen, sondern einfach nur leben, aber nicht so. Einfach nur lachen, glücklich sein!!! Bitte Gott, helf mir!!!
God, my heart bleeds!!!! What i...") | Brief eines Bayern an die NASA ...
Greet God, I write you, because you ![]( "Brief eines Bayern an die NASA ...
Greet God, I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your
Space Shuttle in the television. And so came me the idea to make
holidays in the world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife. I am the
Kraxlhuber. The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfathe...") |
Oh, her eyes, her eyes, make the stars look like they're not shining
Her ![]( "Oh, her eyes, her eyes, make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair, falls perfectly without her trying
She's so beautiful, and I tell her every day
Yeah, I know, I know, when I compliment her she won't believe me
And it's so, it's so sad to think that she don't see what I see...") | Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly ![]( "Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile.") |
Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her ![]( "Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.") | I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the ![]( "I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive your car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick. It even makes me ryhme. I hate the way you're always right, I hate it wh...") |
Tell the story your best friend and you’ll get laugh.
Tell the story a n ![]( "Tell the story your best friend and you’ll get laugh.
Tell the story a nice girl and you’ll get love.") | Oh her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
Her h ![]( "Oh her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair
Falls perfectly without her trying
She's so beautiful
And I tell her every day
Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment her
She wont believe me
And its so, its so
Sad to think she don't see what I see
But every tim...") |
there comes the time... when you just laugh about it! :D ![]( "there comes the time... when you just laugh about it! :D") | Live!Life!Laugh ![]( "Live!Life!Laugh") |
love ~ live ~ laugh ♥ ![]( "love ~ live ~ laugh ♥") | I want a boyfriend who I’m best friends with, just so that we don’t run ![]( "I want a boyfriend who I’m best friends with, just so that we don’t run out of anything to talk about. I want to be able to call my boyfriend an asshole and he’ll joke back and says I’m a bitch. I want to be able to laugh with him. And if I ever do something wrong, I want a boyfriend who would ge...") |
laughing the "brazilian"-way : aijsdljdisajlsjksjkjkjmijkjakjs ![]( "laughing the brazilian-way : aijsdljdisajlsjksjkjkjmijkjakjs") | laughing so hard you make no sound at all ![]( "laughing so hard you make no sound at all") |
love isn't in having sex and kissing. love is respecting trusting and be ![]( "love isn't in having sex and kissing. love is respecting trusting and believing in each other. someone who knows you like no one else.
you can cry with this person as well as you can laugh with her.
you can tell her everything.
Everytime you see this person it's like she's everything you ever wan...") | When a person's laugh is funnier than the joke ;D ![]( "When a person's laugh is funnier than the joke ;D") |
...but you're so hypnotizing, you've got me laughing while i sing, you'v ![]( "...but you're so hypnotizing, you've got me laughing while i sing, you've got me smiling in my sleep... ♥
das ist für nicola, meine grosse liebe, die ich nie kriegen werde... ♥ lieb dich über alles süsser ♥
(wenn du das liest und dich fragst wer ich bin, ich bin mit dir in der klasse 1a im kolleg...") | Would you dance
If I asked you to dance?
Would you run
And never look ba ![]( "Would you dance
If I asked you to dance?
Would you run
And never look back?
Would you cry
If you saw me cryin'
Would you save my soul tonight?
Would you tremble
If I touched your lips?
Would you laugh?
Oh please tell me this.
Now would you die
For the one you love?
Hold me in your arms tonight.
I...") |
Nur durch so schwule, völlig verkitschte Sprüche wie zum Beispiel "30 wa ![]( "Nur durch so schwule, völlig verkitschte Sprüche wie zum Beispiel 30 ways to make a girl laugh werden Jungs zu Schwulen -.-") | When I see her eyes
I see two stars
So far away
I can't reach them
It ma ![]( "When I see her eyes
I see two stars
So far away
I can't reach them
It makes me sick
When I see her laughing
Cause it's not for me
But every second of my life I try to make her laughing
That's not fair
Life is not fair
She loves me not
Her heart is not mine
I can cry all night long
She gives it aw...") |
Natalia Stauder's laugh ![]( "Natalia Stauder's laugh") | miss
Miss your laugh
miss your smile
miss your voice
miss your eyes
miss ![]( "miss
Miss your laugh
miss your smile
miss your voice
miss your eyes
miss your breath
miss your presence
miss your skin
miss your lips
miss the music
miss you in my life
You were a part of my life
Now you're gone
forever and ever
Yes, a long time did I feel good without you
but now I miss you
But ...") |
-es heißt LOL und nicht LoooooooooL
man sagt ja schließlich nicht laughi ![]( "-es heißt LOL und nicht LoooooooooL
man sagt ja schließlich nicht laughing out out out out out out out out out out out Loud !
-und es heißt Geil und nicht quaiil
-es heißt Ich liebe dich und nicht IiiSchh LiiEEebbÄäÄä liiiieebäää diScHH !!
- es heißt opfer und gangster aber nicht Opfaaa x3 und ...") | I just miss you
I miss your eyes that shine so bright.
Your eyes, which ![]( "I just miss you
I miss your eyes that shine so bright.
Your eyes, which have this sparkling light.
I miss your laugh that makes me happy.
Your laugh, that never sounds a kind of snappy.
I miss your voice I could listen all day.
Your voice, which tell me everything is okay.
I miss your love which ...") |
BRAVO: Wie kommt ihr auf euren Bandnamen LMFAO?
LMFAO: Naja, ich hab mit ![]( "BRAVO: Wie kommt ihr auf euren Bandnamen LMFAO?
LMFAO: Naja, ich hab mit meiner Oma gechattet & gesagt, dass wir uns Sexy Dudes (Sexy Typen) nennen wolln, dann hat sie mir LMFAO (Laughing my fucking Ass off) geschrieben..") | Heute im Englischunterricht:
Lehrerin erklärt was......
schüler in der e ![]( "Heute im Englischunterricht:
Lehrerin erklärt was......
schüler in der ersten Reihe fängt an zu lachen...
Lehrerin:why do you laughing???
Schüler lacht und sagt:you.... er lacht sich kaputt..
Lehrerin:what did i do??
Schüler:you.....you.....you show me your stinkifinger!
soooo geil!!!! X...") |
Heute im Englischunterricht:
Lehrerin erklärt was.......
Schüler in der ![]( "Heute im Englischunterricht:
Lehrerin erklärt was.......
Schüler in der ersten Reihe fängt an zu lachen...
Lehrerin:why do you laughing???
Schüler:lacht und sagt: you..... er lacht sie kaputt...
Lehrerin:what did i do?? Schüler: You..... you..... you show me your stinkifinger!
soooo ...") | LMFAO
Laughing My Fucking Ass Of
LMAO
Laughing My Ass Of
;DDDDDD ![]( "LMFAO
Laughing My Fucking Ass Of
LMAO
Laughing My Ass Of
;DDDDDD") |
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