The Italian man who went to
Malta One day imma gona to Malta to bigga hotel In the morning i go
down to eat a breakfast I tell the waitress i wanna 2 pieces of toast
She brings me only one piece I tell her i wanna to piss She says go to
the toilet I say you dont understand I want to piss on my plate She say
you better no piss on the plate You son of a bitch! I dont even know the
lady And she calls me a son of a bitch

Later I go to eat at a bigga resturant The waitress bring me a spoon and
a knife, but no fork! I tell her i wanna the fuck She tellin me
everyone wanna fuck I tell her you dont understand I wanna fucka on the
table She say you better not fuck on the table You son of a bitch! So i
go back to my room in a hotel And there is no sheeats on the bed Call
the manager and im tellin him i wanna shit! He tellin me go to the
toilet I say you dont understand I wanna shit on my bed! He say you
better not shit on my bed You son of a bitch! I go to the check out and
the man in the desk says Peace on you, i said piss on you too you son of
a bitch! Im goin back to Italia, Arrivederci ! :D :D