Harry Potter and Ron and Hermine get punished by Snape...
Snape :Alright then...I actually never wanted to use anything that on students...but you don't leave me any choice...
Harry,Ron and Hermine: What do we have to do?
Snape:YOU HAVE TO READ TWILIGHT!!!
...That day Harry,Ron and Hermine leave Hogwards and the Twilight Books get locked up in the chamber of secrets again...;-)