Haha, ich liebe es, sowas im Internet zu lesen:

SMS-Gespräch:

"i just had sex :D"
"OMG LAYLA!!!! what about your purity ring? YOU PROMISED,YOU SWORE!!!!!! WHY? OMG OMG OMG LAYLA i'm very very very very very disappointed.... get home now, we have to talk."
"mom? omg, omg, OMGGG!! don't worry, mom, i didn't have sex, I SWEAR!!!! it's a song, mommy, and it's named 'i just had sex', and i wanted 2 send it to jessica!!"
"it's a very bad excuse, don't you know, layla? i don't know a song named 'i just had sex'. don't lie to me. GET HOME! i'm still angry!!"
"of course it's a song! i swear, mom! it's by 'the lonely island' feat akon! believe me, mom! i don't lie!!!! I'M A VIRGIN!!"
"hahaha. a band named 'the lonely island'. IT ISN'T FUNNY, LAYLA AND I'M GETTING ANGRIER!!!!! i wanna see you at home!!!!!! STOP LYING!"
"google it, mom, it's a song named 'i just had sex' by 'the lonely island feat. akon' AND JESSICA LISTENS TO IT ALL DAY! GOOGLE IT!!!"
"oh..... i'm sorry.. a little embarassing.. i trust you, layla....."