Father

Growing up Mufasa was my father, Bambi's mother was my mother, Ariel was my sister, Peter pan was my younger brother, Hercules was my older brother, Esmeralda was my aunt, The Genie was my weird uncle, Woody & Buzz were my best friends, Baloo & Bagheera were my babysitters, The Dalmatians were my pets, Growing up Disney was my family. I'm proud to say I am a 90's kid. I know we probably can't do anything but if you had this childhood and want your kids to as well, please repost this

Eine Engländerin ist nach der Hochzeitsnacht direkt in die Flitterwochen gefahren. Erschreckt hatte sie jedoch festgestellt, daß ihr Bräutigam nur ein Bein hat. Aufgeregt ruft sie bei ihrer Mutter an und sagt: "Mom, my husband has only one foot !!!". Worauf die Mutter antwortet: "Lucky girl ! Your father has only 2 Inches".

2 years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue".The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in yor bed at3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand --> ich glaub der Clown hatte zu viel zu tun - ICH lebe noch (: (: (: (:

A: Don´t call it Schnitzel B: Alter, hol mein Hamster aus dem Toaster A:The biggest Hot Dog B: Alter, hol den Hund aus der Mikrowelle A: I had the time of my liiiiiife B:alter,du warst nur kacken A: I am your father B: alter, hör auf meine Geburtsurkunde vollzumalen A: die Todespille, muhahaha B: alter, das isn Tic Tac A: Der Todestern B: Alter , hör auf die Discokugel herum zu werfen Wenns dir gefällt LIKEN :DDDDDD

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

Dear Serena, My world is falling apart. And you're the only one who it understands. My father left my mother for a 31-years old model-a male model. I feel like screaming cause I don't have anyone to talk to. You're gone, my dad's gone and Nate's acting weird. Where are you? Why don't you call? Why did you leave without saying goodbye? You're supposed to be my best friend. I miss you so much. Love Blair gossip girl ♥

A little boy asks his dad; "What's between mom's legs?" The father answers," Paradise." The kid asks again,"Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise." Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."

wie oft sieht man OMG! Father vs. MEGA SPIDER FAIL!!! oder Dieses Mädchen wird nie vergessen, sie cam wieder ausschalten! - Video. aber mal im ernst leute wenn ihr das gucken wollt das macht es bei youtube oder sonst wo bei facebook klappt es NICHT!!!!!!!!

Christianity They believe that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbollicaly eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master ao he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple from a magical tree yeaah makes perfect sense!

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Growing up Mufasa was my father, Bambi's mother was my mother, Ariel wa	Eine Engländerin ist nach der Hochzeitsnacht direkt in die Flitterwochen
2 years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the ba	A: Don´t call it Schnitzel B: Alter, hol mein Hamster aus dem Toaster A:
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at	Dear Serena, My world is falling apart. And you're the only one who it u
A little boy asks his dad; "What's between mom's legs?" The father answe	wie oft sieht man OMG! Father vs. MEGA SPIDER FAIL!!! oder Dieses Mädche
Christianity They believe that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own fa

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