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An Arab at the airport: - Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No, no... I mean male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. - But isn't that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! - Oh dear! - No, no! Deer run too fast!

Go "Home" cos we just started a "Riot" and it will be your "Time of Dying". It's a "World So Cold" because of assholes like you. It's "Never Too Late" to inflict "Pain""Over and Over" on you cos "I Hate Everything About You", no matter what "Animal I Have Become". You will get a "Break" from "The Good Life" and you're "Goin Down" because you have a "Bitter Taste" of music. "It's All Over" and you won't "Get Out Alive" cos you will be "Gone Forever". THREE DAYS GRACE RULES!!!!!!!!!!

When B.O.B went on an Airplane to go to California, he saw California Gurls and said they were Sleazy. Ke$ha said he had a Crazy Beautiful Life. Then Bruno Mars threw a Grenade at Katy? Perry and made her Blow. Then, Justin Bieber was going to have a Baby when he became a Firework from Katy Perry. Then Rihanna asked Whos That Chick that just got blown up? Then Lady Gaga called Alejandro and asked him to Just Dance. Meanwhile, Miley Cyrus said she Can't Be Tamed being locked up with an Animal.....

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. Mütter von Teenager wissen warum manche Tiere ihre Jungen fressen.

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