3 Guys ar in a bar.

one of them says: i have the longest arms in the world.

the other one says: i have the longest legs in the world.

The third guy says: I have to smallest dick!

so they decide to go to the office of the guinnes book of records.

The first guy comes out and says: Yes! i do have the longest arms

The second guy comes out and says: Great! i do have the longest legs

The third guy comes insanely mad:

Who the fuck is Justin Bieber??